(Greetings all boys who came across this title, because you could simply not unclick it. Greetings all girls of the same category. Greetings all girls who choose to be totally different personalities when in secret but are hard core men haters from the outside. However, nothing much xxx in here it was just to catch your attention. But love stuff guaranteed. )
PERV OR ARTIST:
Girl: Stop staring, you are making me feel uneasy you are acting like a stalker
Boy: No please trust me I am just looking, let me have one last good stare and I will be away for good. Really no offence intend.
Girl: Well why will it help if you can’t be with me in a relationship.
Boy: I know I can’t, but you are just too beautiful. I don’t know if I am sexy, handsome, rich and beautiful enough to win you or any other beautiful girl but I am pretty sure I can keep you in the memory of my fingers forever. I channelized my love for women into the practice of turning myself into an artist. So am I sure I can draw you in a 1000 different ways that will stay with me to death. I would draw you in an ocean of roses or in a beautiful beach embracing the sunset. I will draw you with the most beautiful of faces with the most happiest and thrilling emotions you might not even feel in your real life. Sometimes I would simply experiment with your face and draw you with pig tails and eyes dazed and confused with bubble gum in your mouth. Once all of those are over I will draw you with me. Me in your arms or you in my arms. Me sleeping on your arms, or shoulders or me sleeping like a baby on your breasts and sometimes simply sleeping with my head between your legs. I would entangle our necks and limbs and in my sketches every time I kiss, that every time would be like the first drop of water after a 1000 miles of thirst. And I would make you hold me with your arms around my neck and my head buried in your breast as if I was the last drop of water on earth. And I would grab and kiss to your lips as if I was to cling to them forever.
I would always draw you so happy and beautiful hoping some voodoo magic might cast a spell and make the visions of my artwork come true.
Oh and umm in all the above imaginations you were naked and it was so damn beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy runs away as quick as he can
Girl thinks to herself: Damn that was artistic but did he make all that up simply to get inside my pants. Because he was pervy as f***. But what if he really was an artist and wait if he really wanted to get inside me pants he would do something to reach base 1 first. But he ran away. And he said that he would run away forever. That means….
Girl screams out in the crowd: F*****g WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She eventually chases and finds the pervy/artistic boy.
Girl (breathing heavy): wait…. So are you really an artist or that was a well-planned strategic event to make me run till here and find you because you know how creative are the minds of boys who love to eat us out. You see I don’t believe that much in words so simply………..
Boy flashes his sketch book to her eyes in the middle of her speech and the girl gets zonked.
Girl: FINE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then they got in a relationship. Made successful careers, got married, raised kids, helped kids raise their kids, watched their grandkids get married and then bid adieu happily to their kids and resorted themselves to their very initial home where you spent the early days of their life.
Old woman: Should you die first or me
Old Man: Trust me I can command my soul to leave my body as soon as you die.
Old Woman: well I see death close, let’s live a last few moments together.
Old Man: You are cheating death to live a last few moments with me..Wao I am on fire still…none of this would have happened though if I had choose not to stare at you that day, remember.
Old Woman: Hey then you ran away you coward, I chased you down and had the guts to confront a total creepy stranger……………………………………
They Chat to death.
