Why Bollywood is making love difficult for them girls?
In response to the shit I wrote in another article bearing the title “Why El James and Stephanie Meyer are making love difficult for us boys”, I have bought another pile of shit that is totally analogous to the previous and explains the contrast and diversity between the nature of boys and girls and yet falling in the domain of sheer stupidity.
I was mostly complaining about EL James and Stephenie Mayer are brainwashing some girls into finding weirdly utopian qualities in the boys of today. Well in a similar manner box office blockbusters are brainwashing boys into believing that they have a totally different set of qualities which the think perfectly utopian but are actually downright disgusting and repelling.
First and foremost, the proper license of any Bollywood hero is turn himself into a bulldozer from the waist above then then pose half naked in any movie regardless the script demands it or not. In fact the 100cr club has no script for protagonists who are skinny and athletic. Bodybuilding has since the age of Salman Khans arrival became the national past time of almost half the youth. It’s just a matter of time when the bulldozer protagonist is seen lifting dumbells even when in the toilet and audience will adapt that too. Some of the greatest actors and the most iconic movies were made with great actors and not great abs. If you look at the greatest movies ever made containing these great actors like AL Pacino, Robert De Niro, Leonardo Di Caprio, Clint Eastwood, Christian Bale and others you will know they are great actors and iconic characters of their respective movies because of their acting and not their bare man nipples. Well don’t tell me all of them above are not sexy (just look at Clint Eastwood in “the good the bad and the ugly”). Yes muscles are sexy but then for people like Arnold difficult-to-spell-surname had the scripts of his movies accordingly written like that in the terminator. And those of you who saw the recent Netflix presentation Narcos would realize even with that pot belly and round face Pablo Escobars character is a 1000 times more sexy and desirable than a half nudist who starts dancing when he has a crush from someone in the neighbourhood.
Once this is addressed you would notice a growing trend about the desi swag whether it’s in the language, style of living and cussing those who speak English. You might have meet extremely hypocritical guys who watch only action Hollywood movies dubbed in hindi and play cricket like it was born out of our soil but hate English as if it was a taboo and derogative to one’s character and nature. The reason why such movies and Poop Poop Honey sing songs are hit because the general youth empathises and feels empowered when you can impress with a Haryanvi tone. And it’s a simple formula for almost all movies where a village lad simply ends up impressing a girl from the urban or even a foreign land just because she got impressed by his culture and the love for his mother and baby dancing on his fields. Because that’s the thing they can do and when it’s rewarding you tend to like it because it gives you a false hope.
If you look at it closely these are the only two qualities mostly depicted in commercial movies because something more than this might prove a little beyond their intellectual boundaries? All the best girls dealing with boys who think it’s totally awesome to wear t shirts two sizes and small and vomit weird misogynistic quotes in Haryanvi and Punjabi as an attempt on flirtation.
A movie of epic disgusting proportions will be made and it will be fun to watch if a love story is written comprising of Bella and Anastasian linked with our Bollywood desi heros. Make one. Atleast for the sake of a great parody.
(Pure offence intended on such boys and all aggressive comments are welcome because I know you would never have the patience to read till down here and further understand whatever written)
