How to successfully dodge your partner and keep your social networks secret and keep continuing your affair.

 

So the inevitable argument over the privacy of your facebook or email account goes beyond the point of a separation. Why should it not. It’s a great platform to manage your affair and live a simultaneously dual life on the grounds of love. And the more your try to hide it, the more questions it raises and the attitude becomes unbearable if let us say you somehow get to keep the account private.

However its fairly simple to get his permit to keep your social networking accounts to yourself and still maintain his/her nerves calm while deep down you are totally rocking the life out of yourself.

• First of all be totally confident and simply say no to the question and start diverting your partner by talking about other important issues. Make it professional as you were professional partners under the love department and to suspect is totally not professional.
• Then keeping the confidence on high keep your other folders or your laptop or other components of your cellphone like the photo album also under password protection. This would raise all of his/her suspicion a bit more and will compel him/her to cause an intervention followed by a forced interrogation.
• Now the situation will come to such a point where you will have to come up and say: Fine!!!! You want to see why I hide my stuff why why why ok fine I will show you!!!!!!!!!!

BAM!!! You show him.

• Except that this time the things you have kept hidden are not messages and stuff revealing about your secret lover. You have to fabricate some lies and keep images, mails, facebook pages about hobbies and interests about a passion that you are secretly pursuing but you don’t want to reveal it because you are shy.

It can be anything:

Drawing tutorials

Music tutorials

How to find god and spirituality ( because from the outside you are someone totally else)

How to learn karate and martial arts

Exercises to get abs and biceps

Exercises to get bigger butt and breasts (pretend to be a hardcore feminist from outside and this will totally work)

Gossip about celebrities or romantic novels for queer taste

You have a different life as a paranormal investigator and you want to keep a low profile.

You are trying to write a novel and don’t want to reveal because you scared of failure and you are too sensitive on this particular project.

 

Off course it can be a little hectic to fabricate the digital life but if you think about it, it’s fairly simply and once you succeeded in your act of conjuring, he/she will not suspect you for life.