Oh my dear Scoprios

Why Scoprios are the worst people to date and love:

Horoscopes might not be real or accurate but the traits of any particular birth sign is vested in some way or the other for real. And in particular, if there is any zodiac sign which I have found the most vibrant my experience yet are Scorpios. Of course every zodiac will interpret every other zodiac in different ways but Scorpios are the easiest of them to decode and they are horrible lover partners. The only compatible people Scorpios will ever find are other Scorpios and the rest other might appear shit to them because condescension is a huge trait of theirs. Yes the few good things about Scorpios are that they are attractive, make efforts to look attractive and are very presentable, have an electrifying personality and an urge to be the smartest person in a group. But apart from all this they have the ability to be a blunt bolt in the ass despite being as worthy as gold. They are the kind of people who will come up to you and say or do something that indirectly says “like me or hate me but I an influence” even when in all honestly you know you did not notice him/her even when he/she was right under your nose.

 

Scorpio Women:

  • Would never take the first step
  • Even if she did she would instead spread the rumour that you took the first step and were totally desperate to get down with her.  
  • Dates would either be total awkward silences or hearing brilliantly sugar coated words of self-praise and how lucky you are to be with her
  • Offend her looks or her personality and she will ditch you for her dildo which she would be happy to marry in case you were the last person on earth.
  • Never take sides or patronize her enemies. Not only this, but would need stop minding your own business and make efforts to diminish her enemies or competitors.
  • Out of both the people, she would always be more attractive and you being the less.

 

Scoprio Men:

  • Would always take the first step because he thinks you are lucky and most probably gave him a hint.
  • His greatest commitment for love will come in the form of very high possessiveness since he considers himself high on the hierarchy and you are lucky and cherished to be his prized possession.
  • If at all you choose to break-up and he agrees then he would be keen to make you repent it or if possible destroy you inside out
  • The get very easily pissed off so don’t compare anything or remotely compare anything between him and your guy friends.
  • You will have to stop seeing your guy best friend if you got one

 

(Zodiac signs is not the the complete judge of ones character and some scoprios might be good but still in your free time do a slight comprehensive study or observation of people)


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