New set of things to do with your lover.
Just like my previous article titled “things to do with your lover” I have yet another new and totally redundant and useless things that despite of being totally underrated and mediocre will be tried out for sure. It’s because they are very easy and can be tried it the very next moment itself.
Invent your own language:
I don’t mean to invent a totally new set of dothraki or Klingon coding for you people to talk while in a crowd. Invent words for your body parts and I mean yes those parts. For example: I and my girl agreed to call butts babonkas and breasts as soozies and I know it sounds really crazy but it will give you a sense of attachment to your partner and since it’s totally stupid but funny you will choose to keep it to yourself and that way you will spend more time with each other. And if you two are reading it together at first you will think is a totally stupid idea that teens and perverts do but at some time in the same day you will invent names and it will stay with you forever.
Give Each other a massage:
Not just any massage, there is specifically a book on sensual massage which can be downloaded from torrent or other internet sources and has delicate details and pictorial representations on the specifics and methods for which otherwise you would have to travel to money sucking saunas and resorts.
Explore the web:
Sounds nerdy but many things you read in this website itself was researched on the internet and also the reason why you are reading this article in the first place. Besides if you just type the word erotic or anything related you will end up with so many books and books on things to do like massages thing that you might forget you have other responsibilities in life too.
Engage in BDSM :
Not in the traditional physical style. But for one day let your wife be your boss and she will make you do the household and let her be abusive and dominative. Next day you avenge it. And then the night does the rest.
Gamble:
Gamble with household chores and gifts in the stake over IPL matches. Works best because you might watch a match which is thrilling with stakes and IPL is more uncertain than the position of an electron. Or gamble on game of thrones characters.
Roast Each other:
Better than real fighting.
Smoke the Pot:
Smoke this and everything mentioned above will seem reasonable and fun to do provided you haven’t blended into each other chatting and making shapes in the night sky.
