Dream Dates:
It was published in a recent journal that the odds of dating a super model must be more than those of getting the best hand in poker. More than the intriguing statistic I am curious about the mathematicians choice to solve such a vague problem and his only motivation might have been the fact that it must be a heavenly experience to date a super model. Well no doubt her sexuality oozes out in the most divine of magnitudes but against the rare odds of hooking her up it’s rather highly probable that she could be boring and extremely demanding and always inclined on making you feel like you are a million miles out of her league. After all she is paid to simply walk the ramp or pose in front of the camera. She is paid to exist.
But before any more complications arise ill introduce you to a list of girlies who you might not get to date because the odds don’t favour it too but yet they can cause the adventure of a lifetime and you never thought about dreaming of them.
1. A writer: Not just any writer but those kind of books which you love without caring if you can be proud of it or not. You will be the subject of her book someday and you’re more intimate secrets and stuff might get published and circulated all over to the people.
2. A Chef: If it’s your dream to eat almost all the dishes ever invented in the world you will be the luckiest, happiest, highest and divinely connected if you manage to find a girl whose dream in life is to learn and cook all the dishes even invented in the world. Help her in pursuing her dream and in return accomplish your own dreams besides boning the happiest person on earth.
3. A Woman Surfer: If you are one of those few rich people who managed to make it to the Caribbean or pan American beaches here is how you can make your money worth your life. Choose to learn surfing and try to get a young hot lady instructor to do it. Spent a considerable good number of days with her on the beach.
4. A Detective: Solve your nights discussing and brainstorming mysteries. It will be so thrilling no relationship won’t suffer any dents. And off course she must be strong at heart is she has to witness something horrifying.
5. Hollywood Stunt Woman: Remember how awesome black widow was in the avengers or the bride from Kill Bill or Trinity in the matrix and matrix reloaded. Well these were the ladies who look like the actress and can do what the actress pretended to do. So you can feel so very secure while going on trips because she can kick ass for real. For past times you can aim on beer cans blindfolded and she can drive insanely fast while you are stoned in the back seat.
