Only JNU cares about JNU

The vice chancellor of JNU in association with other governing heads of educational committees passed a new rule under the guidelines of the university. The “RULE” stated that for that very moment onwards the university is not at all responsible in any vague manner what so ever possible for the future of the students. The administration of the university on an interview stated that its office is flooded with cases of obscene behaviour and student adversity of all forms and is totally unable to give any constructive report regarding the following cases. Hereby, it took the decision that any student who takes admission under the institution will have to sign a bond that states that the moment they step foot under the campus they are totally on their own and the university is not responsible for anything that happens to him/her. Even in the case of the students death the dead body of the student has to be searched for and claimed by those who care for it before which they would also have to sign the same petition.

Adversity issues and student protests have taken a huge toll beyond the control of any judicial body. Police authorities have claimed that the philosophies and speeches by certain students of different groups or wings have confused them to epidemic proportions and have totally no judgement of any issue to act against. Also the police reported that student disappearing and deaths inside the campus are taking place every day and besides concern they have totally lost interest into solving such cases because the last time they investigated the matter of a missing student, he was found sleeping between the breasts of a hooker in a beach of Goa. Deans and professors of the university said that the intellect and diplomacy of the skill has enable the students to take any and almost any matter and turn it into a matter of national interest and especially the undertakings of the present government for which the students have organized a separate club in which they theorize content to oppose any actions of the government even if it is something as noble as the swaach bharat campaign. In fact, they think it adds more strength to the purpose if they fail to identify their own demands which enables them to protest till death. Apart from this the astonishing fact is that almost every and I mean every student who is or has been a part of the alumni has made a considerable effort to start his own group and as a result of which there are so many different wings and groups that the members have to keep id proofs intact so as to remind themselves as to which group they belong in.

After this rule was passed the students were very happy and since they were happy it was obvious that a certain but minor group even opposed their celebration. But those who were happy reported that they were joyous regarding the action undertaken and said that it was one of the first small steps that would pave the way for the JNU campus to turn into a country of its own.  


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