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To add a cherry on the top to this year’s navratri celebrations the locals of a nearby Bengali town got rejoice over the slow death of a youngsters slowly dying body as a result of a bike accident. 23 year old rocky was infamous right from his own house to all the streets and gutters of the town for his flamboyant biking methods.  According to locals he and his entourage of bikers were supposedly causing havoc and great deal of disgust to pedestrians and girl pedestrians as they would for no reason simply scale the city on their bikes at new possible speeds. However yesterday evening Rocky on yet another ballistic display of bike riding reportedly caught and locked his gaze upon very sexy girl and crashed straight into a supplier’s truck at full speed. He was believed to be dead on spot until when he coughed out some blood and started crying for help. It was at this moment when locales gathered and started to sing and dance around his succumbing body which was squirting out blood in immeasurable quantities. Not only this but the locales invented a tradition similar to joining hands in front of the idols of Hindu god except that this time they went forward and showed the middle finger to his crying face. Some parents also brought their kids to the incident and made them beat the victims head with cricket bat so as to get them accustomed to the consequences of macho biking.

Rockys parents are very happy by getting riddiance of their liability and added that they would choose to raise a dog instead and would now get to save a lot of money which was before getting burned up in the bikes engine. They have also gone forward to start an all fed up parents association by encouraging truck drivers to run onto any bike that overrides them and have decided to pray to the image of Furiosa from mad max fury road alongside the idol of Goddess Durga believing that she is the reinvented form of female power in today’s date.


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