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BOY SHOOTS HIS FATHER, GETS NOMINATED FOR BRAVERY AWARD!!!!

In a totally bizarre and rare set of incidents a 17 year old from a nearby locality shot his father on the face as an act of retaliation against his will to send him to Kota for engineering entrance coaching. 17 year old Rajat was frustrated by the thoughts of future frustrations and multiple facebook memes and upon constantly failing to convince his stubborn father this fact he ultimately decided to shoot him point blank in the forehead. Upon further psychological examination and counselling, from a philosophical and moral point of view Rajats act are being considered ethical, based on principle and encouraged from the perspective of humanity. Not only this but Rajat is going to be given an award for his bravery by the president and not only this but the Nobel Peace Prize committee is also thoroughly examining his case because they are considering his activity worthy of a noble peace prize from the view of preserving the insanity of today’s kids. Rajat’s Psyicatrist Dr. Mishra said that she is totally convinced of the fact that Rajat is in his full sanity and rather has reached a further awakened state which is capable of opening the worlds eye for a revolution. She also added that Rajats parents were either way on the verge of committing a sophisticated form of child abuse or even possible homicide by driving him to suicide which would be a genius attempt at murder as the parents would never be suspected. US presidential Candidate Donald Trump was also impressed by the actions of the 17 year old too such as extent that he was agreed to give Rajat full time American citizenship and on top of that a full grown licence to keep a firearm with the right to shoot anyone he likes.

“These are traits we need in the youth or today. Rajat I know you have acquired the clarity and sense of using the freedom to kill people in this world and you will get to exercise in my nation if I come into power. After that if you even choose to shoot me I will accept it as necessary eugenics” was the comment of the republican leader the next morning on twitter.

Following such accolades Rajat is slowly regaining his peace of mind and coming back to his senses. After the encouragement from trump he has let go his previous fake dream of photographer and is now figuring out to form a political party rooted from his cause and the majority of his followers.


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