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MNS and other nationalist parties of India celebrated the emotional meltdown of Director Karan Johar after her was seen begging for mercy in a recent video and indirectly kneeling down to the nuisance he was facing over the release of his film. However the party is still firm and stubborn over further poking over the movie release until and unless the director literally, does not cry like a slapped baby and agrees to take some movie protestors as leads in his upcoming movie.

However following the triumphant victory in protest the real concern of the parties as stated by them lies in the impending danger of running out of things to protest against. Thus the sustainability and future prospects of their ensemble is at great stake. After targeting every vulnerable thing vaguely related to the national concern of terrorism like beef, artists, cricketing events etc they are looking forward to ban and protest against the colour dark green (since light green is in the national flag of India). According to them it will send a strong message to the Pakistani subcontinent of they spread strong messages of cultural hate as well my vandalizing fashion, posters, art or anything that in the country that matches the colour of the national flag. A strong surveillance will also be conducted on their part to ensure no homes and decorations this Diwali appear in the specific colour and will straight away demolish of stone it for the sake of patriotism.

Party workers say that this is an intellectual tactic and will keep the otherwise good for nothing party members occupied and pseudo employed for a considerable number of days to come till they come across any new movie or controversy to hit against,


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