Honest talk shows with Arnab “High on Weed” Gowswami.

Hello good evening ladies and gentlemen. We have a very special guest here with us tonight. Despite of the universally poor reviews from all Bollywood Filmmakers and special attention from the great Sajid Khan himself, our guest for tonight possess the unique ability to unlook all it and instead he moves a step further and proclaims those movies as the best ever. Not only this he also he is also gifted with the sheer audacity to declare himself as a film critic and since then he has gone ahead to critic some of the best movies. We will know more about such tremendous exhibit of the power of belief in oneself from the maestro himself. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome: Kamaal Rashid Khan.

Red carpet and rose petals being showered along with the beautiful orchestrated dance and music especially composed for the guest by Hans Zimmer.

Arnab: Welcome welcome , such an honour to have your bum stuck on my cushion this evening. I have been following your youtube channel and twitter very religiously and straight away I want start the conversation by asking you “ Who the Hell do you think you are I mean do you even have you ever asked that question to yourself in this life ever”

KRK: Thank you for the warm welcome and a lovely introduction Arnub however I would like to say that the coffee they served me was really horrible. And so to begin my unbridled spree of thugness I would like to reply to your question by asking yet another more sensible question and that is “ who the hell do you think you are. I mean if would make real sense if ask that question to yourself before all the news hour talk shows you do. The nation does not care to know anything and especially the things you care to make them know.

Arnab: Mr Khan you don’t know. You don’t know the fact that the bewildering answers and reply I give to myself when I ask that question and such a self confidence is the reason why I have never lost a debate starting right from high school to national television. I am about winning and losing but what are you about Mr KRK. Have you ever seen the number of tweets I get during my show is running?

KRK: They are tweets basically from your friends in school and college whom you helped them pass during their exams and in return for your valuable help you asked them to watch your show for life. Not only that but you hire interns separately in a tweeting department and judge their aptitude on the content and timing of their tweets during your show. It is a part of your work ethic I know.

Arnab: Ok all personal allegations for private sessions but on a more professional from where do you acquire the conceit to compare yourself with the great Imtiaz Ali and above that declare yourself as the winner.

KRK: See Imtiaz needs to learn a lot about this film making business. All subjects that he has covered in the past a terrible blow to the dignity of the nation and is trying to divert the minds of the audience into other nuisance like music, philosophy of life and love stories.

Arnab: Oh ok so you talked about the nation. Ok so what do you think the nation ought to converge its mind on?

KRK: But what the nation currently needs is all is focus concentrated on government, politicians, corruption and communal issues. Those are the negative issues that will exist in the country even if they don’t exist we need to be a rebel without cause on such issues. Plus none of his movies has as an action sequence or even an item number and he claims to have made a romantic flick..chheee!!!!!!!!!! And what good is a movie if it cannot make you rich. Why else would you make movies? That is the prime cause. A producers and directors brilliance is measured by the amount of money a movie makes at the end of the day. The Oscars and all film festivals and artistic organizations are just a conspiracy to hide mediocrity. It is an elitism of the rich and distinguished people to hide the fact that their movies can’t make money so they label it as artistic and genius merely to convince us into the fact that they made something that we cannot.

Arnab: Great theory KRK great theory I think you have given me a topic for tonight’s news hour debate for which I need to prepare material so I will have to conclude this pile of absurdity immediately. So umm finally tell the audience about your future projects and ambitions.

KRK: Well MSG the Lionheart warrior is one of the best releases since a long drought of movies and most probably me and Gurpreet Ram are looking forward to bring our ideas together on celluloid. Also we are thinking of starting our own film festivals because Cannes is way behind on building its reputation to have the nerve to invite us.