“Why the task of hiring models for fashion labels could be an awesome job”

 

Boy: hey umm whats the most craziest thing you done your dreams you can never think of doing in real life

Girl: Ummmm to answer your question I'd say everything XD

Girl: I'm an introvert in real

Boy: oh you mean you are crazy and intelligent

Girl: Crazy yeah. Intelligent...eh I will be someday

Boy: I bet you are now....talk to me and you will come to know it yourself

Girl: Ahaha you're a funny one aren't you?

Boy: Yes I am....if not at least I want to be

Girl: You're certainly interesting, I like it

Boy: I bet you are interesting yourself. Tell me the crazy thing you did in your dream

Girl: well I built a house right next to a beach and one of the taps in my kitchen would have a continuous supply of liquid chocolate. Then my bedroom has a jaccuzi and on the walls itself is an aquarium and umm I have a pipeline with continuous supply of the weed smoke. Yeah that’s the least explicit thing I can let you know

Boy: well you plenty f****g stupid do you know that

Girl: what why D:

Boy: To doubt the fact that you are not intelligent or interesting.

Girl: oh ok oopsie.

Boy: Ok do you doubt that you are sexy.

Girl: Not really but I pretend because I love to hear compliments.

Boy: Oh well I can start a very long list starting right from your feet to the tip of your head but for short I would say you should wear only jewellery and nothing else while alone or near your lover.

Girl: Well if that is really true then why am I not a glamorous model?

Boy: You will be. I will bet anything on that fact

Girl: Flattering but if you really mean it then who are you to predict the future

Boy: I guess I am just a goldmine you step foot on

Girl: *stupefied look on her face*

Boy: Also your butt is pretty wobbly. Do you believe that?

Girl: I guess so yeah

Boy: Can you flaunt it confidently

Girl: well what do you have to offer?

Boy: contract to model for a notified jeans label

Girl: *gasp*