When does one click a Selfie:

• Either you had someone a celebrity or famous person did it as his unique act and that style communicated over to the people since there are no copyright issues for such shitty habits: Because cameras were invented long time ago and it was hard to take a picture of yourself and not worth because you could not show it to many people instantly. Selfie is easy since with the screen you can trick yourself into believing that you look beautiful but otherwise you look totally shit.

 

• Or when someone sees a picture of someone he/she despises and quickly feel the need to justify your existence:Aka low self-esteem. Then you spent five minutes on the makeover. You click. You get likes. You feel happy. Then you see another selfie with someone on bike or behind a beautiful background or with simply a hot ass chick. Then you feel the need to justify your existence again. You arrange hangouts or hit on chicks or dine at fancy diners and then do the divine act of clicking yourself. You even give more priority to your phone and the charger than the tickets while going on a vacation. All of that beach walking and wind eating and ass resting won’t mean shit until and unless you clicked a selfie.

 

Why do you get likes on your selfie (apart from your family members and close friends):

• If you are a girl you get likes because the boys want to know that they like you and worthy of their attention.
• Otherwise you get many likes because everyone likes to get “likes” on their pictures so they would “like” your picture so that in the facebook spirit you hit “like” to their picture back. This way the whole facebook community deludes itself into believing that their magnitude of awesomeness can be scaled and measured. Buts the likes come in the same spirit as how the owner of a glass house won’t throw stones on another glass house but would never give a penny to the poor.

 

 

 

When does one not click a selfie:

• In case of extreme happiness: Imagine yourself winning a gold in the next upcoming Olympics or getting reunited with your long estranged college friend like the story of 3 idiots. Not only do you not give a shit what the world cares but you don’t give a shit about giving a shit what the world cares. Both
• In the case of extreme sadness where you once again don’t give a shit about the world and rather want to be left alone in isolation. This happens either when might have lost a loved one or when you have suffered failure. Failure hurts only when you worked really hard.

 

Conclusion: Sorry it was a bluff. There is nothing good about a selfie. The only reason you clicked this article is because you wanted selfies to beneficial in some way or another and you wanted a reason to click more selfies. The only selfies are worth those with family and friends for special occasions otherwise, you should take a print out of your mall selfie and wipe your butt with it.

YOU ARE SELF OBSESSED AND NARCISSISTIC AND NEVER DARE TO DO THE THINGS WHICH PEOPLE MIGHT NOT NOTICE AKA HARDWORK IN ISOLATION