Obesity- the advice they never gave you

Otherwise routine and diet plan is very boring and quite a job isn’t it. Tired of all advertisements and bullshit advice people and health instructors giving you. Well here is quite an unorthodox instruction which people will not give you because otherwise gyms and sugarless sugar type of products will lose it existence.

See you are already depressed and every day is a battle with all the people. At the end of the day you simply want to love yourself and find some acceptance. Here is a thought, go through some beautiful art work on tumblr, listen to more than beautiful music and then smoke a hell lot of weed.

Why do you give a damn anyways. You are alone and no one wants to be with you anyways. Better make the joint your best friend. You will blend in your aptitude for art, music, literature and movies and while enjoying it no bad thought will come to your mind (provided you are not idle without any stimulants as mentioned above). Also it is kind of fun to walk while high and its possible to work out and exercise which is actually fun for some people. The walking is exciting because places will seem exciting and you might feel as if walking forever so do walk if you have a park or any bit of nature around.

Now if you are around your family and fear getting caught, well with the motivation of a great high and the awesome vibes you get consume lots of green vegetables and fruits so that the cannabis is flushed out of your body and in a way you might trick yourself into eating healthy. And if you think while high you get the munchies and you want to eat more and more. Well don’t worry, it is simply some enzyme or something like that which triggers you into feeling hungry but your metabolism levels are high and you won’t gain much weight.

Besides if it simply does not work then congrats, you are one of the few who earned the right to be high anytime of the day. And you think it’s a bad habit and something negative about it. You getting addicted. Well people are addicted to body shaming and judging other people too which is bad habit but no one realizes. So be a rebel at some small level.


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