The only reason why anyone likes golf is because it is the habit of rich reclusive millionaires and you appreciating the game in front of other people can give the impression that you aspire big. You don’t aspire big, you just aspire to look big by playing golf. An audacious game by any means. It is wasting huge amounts of water on lush green grass on which no one even runs. It’s a sport where you don’t even need to run. And it requires so much land compared to the size of the ball which is just a little bigger than an eyeball. Any rich businessmen who says he is an environmentalist and plays golf is a total hypocrite. The land could be used for many other purposes and so much water could be saved

How golf was invented:

There was a rich kid around a society of normal kids. The rich kid was accustomed to winning at everything but her lost comprehensibly in football and all other sports. He also lost in billiards. He took the failure very seriously. That day he locked himself inside his room and gathered some motivation and inspiration. He looked out of his window and he found his inspiration. The huge piece of land that he possessed and refused to give it anyone else gave him an idea to invent a sport in which only he would win. So out of all the things and ideas one could imagine, he dig a hole and went in the other corner of the field and started hitting the ball to the hole. He did something which others could not do (actually the gave up because of sheer boredom). All of his friends and people who could afford the facilities of the game joined in and thus came out golf.

How golf could have been better and more fun to watch with a small improvement:

• Instead of using a golf cart the players are instructed to run towards the ball for their next shot and now instead of the number of turns your time is counted.

Golf is so useless you do more exercise playing video games than golf. Golf is so useless there is no risk of getting hurt ever. Golf is so useless, it’s a sport you can play in your formal dress and still attend the interview. If you want to ban something. Ban Golf and not beef and channelize the money and the resources on our athletes so that we don’t get more inspirational stories of their struggle and stuff