A big ass wedding is just yet another example of how important it is to prove your worth to the people around you. People just love big ass weddings. They love it. They are actually born to get wed. Small girls especially with all those cheesy stories and movies are actually motivated by the dreams of getting married grand and they thus study in order to build a successful career so that they can get married. You are constantly nagged by your parents to curb your savings and denied of certain amounts for certain purposes which are by their standards is considered useless. Yet they just spend almost a quarter and a half for just one night dinner out of which literally half the meal of every plate is simply wasted. It’s just one grand waste that’s all. It’s a celebration for everyone else in the wedding except the ones who are getting married. Not saying you should spent all that money in return for charity, it’s your hard earned money you should spent all of it simply on you and your love. Like say on your honeymoon.

You can choose to save a lot of money by choosing to get married without the glitters. And have a good meal with your family, the in-laws and few of your friends who once made jokes about you in college. Screw the relatives you don’t like. It will take only one night and save a lot of money. That way you can save a lot of money, a few days because otherwise you know how exhausting the few days before a marriage can be and then lots of valuable energy all which could be used to make the physical acts more exhilarating. Then you can use your saved up money to go on honey moon a little better than what you previously expected. It might actually extend for a month if the marriage you planned was super crazy flaunty. Then try to book yourself a private beach or rather a private island (they are available in plenty around south East Asia or with a little more budget near South America like Tortuga which is epically beautiful). Once you in your beautiful beach make sure you carried yourself some weed so that you can cling into one another’s arms completely naked and free from all the noises of the outer world and watch the sun sink down into the ocean and wake up from the sun that rises up from the ocean.

Or if you are one of those couples who love city life and concerned with security because in today’s date indeed the island dream is too utopian, what you can do is book a grand hotel with lots of food in the fridge. Choose to throw the clock out of the window and choose not to see the time by any other means. Keep loads of music and some Avant Grande erotic movies. Then simply eat, drink, love and repeat for 2 or 3 days without doing anything else or even forgetting what time of the day it might be. Then come back home and rather than pictures of yourself in gold and silver have memories like no other couple in the world.