which game of thrones character are you??

From a plethora of game of thrones characters that exist or have so far existed you are not Tyrion Lannister or Jon Snow and defiantly not the Khaleesi. Rather you are bits and pieces of Ramsey Bolton, Theon Greyjoy, Stannis Baraton and all the other corrupt characters that are portrayed in the show.

The reason why you are not Jon Snow is because despite having a royal background and all luxuries of a Prince which he has the open choice to stick to, he instead of some weird epiphany chooses to give up the lifestyle and surrender himself to the very important services of the Nights watch which holds the same structure of a gulag prison system except that the nights watch is no prison and you have adequate food but you have to work to death. You might argue that the burden of being a bastard son and the mind-set of the surrounding people might have forced him to seclude to the services but then that is the game of thrones universe and power is everything. Jon could have built up some swag and imposed to terror to those below him in order to put a cover of fear over reality just like Ramsay Bolton did when he realized he was a bastard himself. If you could see the confidence and the sense of entitlement in Ramseys tone and face when he puts forward his demands or simply kills his father and step son (by his pack of hounds hahaha) you won’t see the smallest hint of the fact he is a bastard and is already gifted with too many privileges but rather tries to acquire more. He is the representation of all caste system and power of inheritance which people and politicians show in today’s world where the only reason they love their background is the immense amount of power that comes from it. Otherwise everyone knows instances where family members have killed family members for the sake of family pride and money. It is the same with Theon Greyjoy who f**s, drinks and eats till his provider the king is alive but then betrays and picks side with other armies to glorify his initial family name. But it is the Jon snow who if wanted to retreat could have taken refuge in other peaceful and comfortable corner of the huge world but rather choose to commit to death because in return for all that he has received he chooses to offer his service for the well-being of his step fathers kingdom instead of choosing further royalties or even f******g any of the whores in the starks kingdom. Oh yeah he walks into the nights watch completely virgin and walking into the nights watch completely virgin means you are prepared to stay virgin till death.

The reason why you are not Tyrion Lannistor is because first of all in your most wildest of dreams you would never want to be born abnormal even if it brings to privilege to have sex with 5 girls at the same time. So you would never realize the bully you would have to face despite being the king’s son and having no hope whatsoever to acquire the throne or any royal position. So you would never acquire the wits and wisdom that would outwit even the lethal Cerci Lannister or have the guts to murder your own father following which the only option that would remain is to give up your power and resources. And what does a universe like game of thrones have to offer for the poor and physically weak at the same time. Nothing except when once again you have the wits and wisdom to reach out to someone who actually needs it. But seldom do we think, even on survival instincts regarding what we might have to offer to someone but instead, choose to be a Stannis who is ready to offer something because again in return we want something grand for ourselves.

Now lastly there is no reason to try and be Khaleesi is because such situations which befell on Danereys should never befall on anyone even if it has the title of a queen on the other side. But considering how bitch patriarchy can be, once in a few centuries gods always gifts us with examples and myths of women which were moulded into brass and stone in those conditions and return ate the whole system inside out and in return emerged as the queen. Like the in the case of the Rajputana Queens who performed Johar rather than bending down to the rule of Khilji. It would seem rather justified to kill yourself rather than being forced to live a life you don’t intend to live by the smallest fractions. But if Danereys did the same she might have learnt the art of love where first she wins the power and respect of the magnificent Khal and after his demise realizes she is the mother of 3 badass dragons capable of winning the war single headedly. Off course one would never have dragons as those in real life but we can always choose to be witty and find close resemblance of dragon like elements in our real situation.


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