How to deal with your narcissist friend?

 

So you have a friend who always talks how great he is. Do you have a friend who thinks he looks better than your favourite movie star? Do you have a friend who disbands you when you forget his/her birthday but never remembers your birthday on his part? They are a part of almost everyone's life right.

Well first of all congrats that your friend is a narcissist and not some depressed attention-seeking hobo who always cries and is always in need of help. Generally people stop being friends with a narcissist on a long run but if you tolerated one for a long time you would know how fun it is and rather its inspiring how the ratio of boldness is to stupidity can be tremendously high in some people. Only reason why you would hate a narcissist is when you yourself are one and your narcissist friend’s presence cuts off the attention and ego you would radiate otherwise. So rather keep a narcissist in your company and learn major life lessons regarding courage and confidence and the repercussions of excessive courage and confidence.

 

Here is how you should deal with your narcissist friends:

1. First of all stop trying to break their delusion and bring them back to the real perspective. It will a waste of your efforts and at the end you will get yet another friend who at the most will remember your Birthday and some self-confidence on your behalf for the fact that you broke the psychology of a narcissist which won’t earn you shit.

2. Develop a sense of humour and realize the fact that if you let a narcissist adhere to his/her beliefs, the further pages of your friendship diary will be great. Some tips as follows:

   a. Further elevate his/her self-proclaimed impression of him/her and encourage him/her to take a romantic step towards a very attractive person. Then watch his confidence shatter to pieces.

   b. If he is a boy then further elevate his self-proclaimed impression of him and encourage him to take a step against a person relatively stronger then him and then stand back and enjoy the fight. Then watch his confidence and skin shatter to pieces.

    c. Elevate his self-proclaimed impression of himself and encourage him/her to engage in anything like bike stunts, impromptu dance performance etc etc etc

    d. With the help of good manipulation and conversation skills let him know how important people like his idols spend a lot of money and like to earn the respect of the community by offering their help in some way of the other. Take him with you food joints especially when around with girls and let him do all the spending. Keep exploiting his resources time to time.

   e. Finally someday he will know that you are a horrible friend but before that he will know he was a more than horrible person. Then show him your warm sympathetic side before he puts you in his red list for using him for your will.

(its ok be a bit cold…this the treatment they deserve)