The Kashmir valley situation has now become more monotonous than your morning tea. People earlier used to hate and they have simply got bored. No one gives a damn about the people, its all about the land and the power it implies. What the people don’t realize is that a country is more than just a piece of land that can be possessed but it also comprises or people whose hearts need to be won and that cannot be done with the power of domination. However, regardless of all those issues the government is doing the best to put the situation at peace because the army is the only solution to such a militant uprising. But on the contrary you might have other many unorthodox solutions if you understand the fact that besides the piece of land its also the people who need to be won irrespective of their caste, creed and religion. Here is a a short list of very simple methods from my side (they are possible by all means but it depends on the people on the country and not on the government).

 

Solution One: Cast them in a movie:

Pick one of your hardcore Pakistani inclined militant who is very good looking and secretly offer him to act in a blockbuster movie. Dosent necessarily be a good actor because its bollywood. You just need ot potray his swag and make him the Rajnikanth of the North. There must be someone for sure who will not deny the offer and cherish the nation for giving him the role. They rest will be fan following. Plus they are very good looking and well built.

 

Solution two: Make an IPL team dedicated to that spot:

Cricket is one of the best assets of the nation and you can know that by quietly noticing how the news channels suddenly forget all the other bad things happening on the world because from the statistics they maintain, they are also well aware that the fact that the rest of the world does not give a damn about anything else in that month. And as some of them say that the matches are scripted and fixed, just for their good sake let them win the tournament once.

 

Solution three: Reservations:

Any other reservations for any other group in any other sector is totally redundant in the present context. However if we have been accommodating stupid reservations as of now why not have a little more for those people who think pakistan is a better place than India (sheer stupid assumption on there part). 

 

Solution Four: Reality shows:

Sounds very much like solution one except that reality shows despite being totally unreal will trick the people into beLIEving that its real. Combined with a lots of usual Kashmiri emotions it could be the highest trp rated show in the valley for sure.

 

Solution Five: Lottery Trips:

If some rich people or celebs really care about the state they must simply start distributing free trips to locations like Goa, Udaipur and other exotic locations. I know Kashmir is the most beautiful place in the nation but I bet they are bored and it simply appears bloody to them.

 

Solution Six: Dump all the drugs of Punjab into the valley:

Despite of such lucrative offers its totally a possibility that the extremists will just adhere to there demands because they want some power and moreover validation of their identity. If the Punjab police is doing their job efficiently and confiscating the amount of drugs they claim they do, it should be enough to keep the valley stoned for a considerable amount of time. And I bet no matter how passionate they might be towards their demands, free supply of heroine,cocaine,marijuana,hash etc and the beautiful view of a snow laden valley will clear all the confusion in their heads. Then they wont care as to which nation Kashmir belongs too they would just cherish the fact that they are present there physically. Off course do stop the free supply after 2 or 3 years and then they will protest for a totally different reason but at least the army wouldn't be required for that (has to be a totally secret operation to keep it successful).