Why Pakistan will never nuke India

(Listed under entertaining because it is funny and made to be laughed upon)

If we were to get threatened by Pakistani Nuclear powers, we would be utterly stupid to do so. Sorry we never felt threatened but felt our tartars enlarge and were ready to hit back on such a comment by telling them our military power. That would be utterly stupid and would depict the low IQ of the nation as well. Why would any news channel telecast such a report? Well one reason could be that it’s making people alert as a sense of a necessary duty. And other reason is that it might garner a huge audience leading to the profit of the channel. Well there is nothing to be alert about it and we should rather sleep like it was Sunday and here is why:

  1. They don’t know where to deploy the nukes:

The whole country was blood red when the comment of a Pakistani scientist claimed that he could nuke Delhi and turn it into ashes in seconds. Nagasaki and Hiroshima happened because it was 1945 and Japan has no nuclear power to hit back. In today’s date when all countries are equipped with Nuclear arsenal why would the opponent country choose to nuke a city of civilians instead of the military and nuclear bases of the country which have the weapons and can hit back in return. Why would they waste so much of resource and money just to get hit backed in return? The person to claim such a statement was a scientist who must have lost his mind watching the last t20 match between India and Pakistan and must have said something like that just to divert our minds from our glory of victory or rather their own embarrassing  failure. In today’s date no country bombs another country until and unless they know where to bomb. We might accidently let the locations of our nuclear arsenal out by arranging our missiles just to let the radiation hotspots out and the Chinese satellites to detect it. And China is a good friend of which country? Yeah Right Pakistan. But apart from all this they simply don’t know the spots to nuke in order to win and not get nuked back.

 

2.Deploying nukes would led to world war 3 where all nations would team up against Pakistan:

If Pakistan had the sheer audacity to hit India, that too civilians and that too for a tourist destination, imagine their motivations and dreams behind nuking European countries to promote Islam? They would strap their Islamic soldiers to nuclear warheads and that would be a new glorified way of suicide bombing. And knowing the beautiful acts of ISIS being committed like lose motion over all white countries of the world , do you think it would be easy not to hate them. The first nuclear deploy in 1945 was also the last known nuclear deploy as of this moment. Since then even the thought of owning a bomb leads to global peace talks let alone dropping one. And one drop would be a simple chain reaction for Tsunami of missiles being dropped on their countries. They can be pretty stupid to realize this and at the same time highly motivated with their audacity to commit it. Poor people of Pakistan. May Allah save your souls from the mad preachers of Allah himself. Plus Indian cities and metropolitans are of major importance to the globe. World wont care if our people die but the world would care if our people capable of making them rich would die. So yeah!!!

 

 

3.The location of their nukes is a secret:

Some days when the terrorists are bored by not being able to cross the border they go and kill small children in a school. Or just blast themselves off wherever they get astonished find people in peace.  Now with such people who have such an affinity to kill who so ever they can, don’t you think at times they might arrange terrorist plots to take over a nuclear bomb centre and hold the scientists hostage who control the trigger. That is the dream all Pakistan terrorists are conducted extensive research on. Now if Pakistan was a least bit awake to realize the risks of point number two they would keep their nukes safe for further provocation instead of being handed over simply to a group of people who collectively inspired the character of Joffrey from game of thrones. The amount of effort and money required to hold this nukes in security is a major liability in itself as they can easily get into the wrong hands and then its kaboom!!!!

 

4.Military intentions are highly secret and not even closely leaked out to anyone who even has access to the outer world:

It is so proud to see our artillery and navy ships and submarine shit and missiles named after deities. It is all so empowering. You get empowered and share it on FB. FB is a huge network. Somehow this intel will reach to other countries and other countries like USA will simply laugh at us. Our media lets out openly all of our military tactics and facilities out to the public. Superpowers like USA simply never let their military accomplishments out in the public because it would  leak intel in the above mentioned process which might inspire other nations to make such technologies and otherwise not letting you’re your military accomplishments is simply a great way to trick the enemy into underestimating you. It happened in the IRAQ war. Those Blackhawk jets flew and did the damage and no one ever thought they would have such invisible flying jets. We are a step lower than them. Now as for Pakistan either they are simply too stupid to let out such in information out to a scientist or they would simply not let such critical information out to such a scientist because he would leak it out all over on social media and make a mess of their original operation.

 

5.It is a spark of provocation to make us cause more atrocities in Kashmir:

Won’t believe it but considering the reactive minds of the people just imagine how many blames we will put up on the muslims of India even if it was for the simply Indian right to pee on the streets. Considering the reactive minds of the people in Kashmir just imagine how many blames they will put up on the soldiers in Kashmir who pee on the streets of the valley like it was their backyard. More protests, more pellets etc etc etc etc!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 


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